So, why join the navy if I can be a pirate?
I.e.: the annulment of every sterile interrogation concerning Art and the art’s practice — “originality” being the most important (and irritating) of them all! Hence, my work is about the dialectical destruction of millennial binomials and other false issues: form vs content, process vs result, good vs evil. It proposes, instead, a romanticized tripartition of the “Real”: utopian, yet concrete; insistently announced, never attainable… My work is an everlasting bande-annonce. It is about being eternally in-progress, so it doesn’t matter where the process started and/or when it’s gonna end. That means this text, actually this list, is permanently under construction and constantly being changed. My work is about making lists. Furthermore, my work is about having ideas, and never care if they will ever be achievable. The process is already a result. The project is always better than its concretion. Because there is no film, only the making of (of that same film!). My work is about adding accurate prefixes to the word “realism”, endlessly: New-Realism, Proto-Realism, Sub-Realism, Hyper-Realism, Avant-Realism, Meta-Realism, Über-Realism, A-Realism, Alter-Realism, Infra-Realism, Inter-Realism, Intra-Realism, Re-re-re-Realism [aka Stutterer Realism]. My work is about documents, archives, categorizations, labels, taxonomies, plug-ins & plug-outs, inside-the-boxes & outside-the-boxes. My work is more ontological than anthological, which means it cares less about History, and more about his’story: the best story to be told is the one related to the project itself. My work is about meta-discursivity: the scientific method turning into an art’s dogma — Molecular Art. My work is about being a fan, loving things, hating things, praising things, following/unfollowing things, such as: reality shows, german techno, rural terrorism, blank pages, IKEA ethics & aesthetics, Spanish delicatessens, Portuguese schlagerism, relish’ious dogmas, extreme makeovers, teen-emo-culture, finlandized political science, happy hardcore, non-artistic artists, notebooks, trash-tastic philosophy, megalo-physics, progressive folklore, power ballads, Scandinavian weirdism, Oprah-look-a-likes & Big-Brother-wannabes, cook books & cook looks, blood-based food recipes, recycle bins, colored paper, mashup culture, science fiction, national anthems, emotional geography, informational architecture, quantum psychology, dinner parties, rave parties, birthday parties, Eurovision Song Contest parties, Jeux Sans Frontières parties, eurotrash parties & political parties, i.e., the 1990s’ Stuckism corrupted by 2000’s Idiotism™. My work is about the creation of one (or more) -isms for each new project. Idiotism™ is also known as Roger That!’ism [in Portuguese: “rogerices”]. My work is about considering Laziness™ the new Avant-Garde. And about elevating Art to the level of Gastronomy (the opposite has already been done). My work is about F for Faking and about F for Fooding. Sometimes, it is about T for True’ing. My work is about telling the truth, even if by means of coercion. My work is about surveillance systems, invasion of privacy, Bentham-Orwellian philosophy, dictatorial curatorship, art manifestos, self-imposed obstructions, alter-egos and altercations. My work is about reaching art without using the means of art itself. My work is about social communication, social networks and social policies, but in a sociopathic kind of manner. My work is not poetic, it is journalistic. I follow the “Code of Ethics for Journalists” strictly and blindly. Because my work is about formulating the right questions: What? Who? When? Where? How? Why? Without expecting any answer whatsoever. My work is about trickery and fraud, appropriations and confiscations, reinterpretations and re-enactements, readymades and other artistic prêt-à-porter’s, so it steals directly from the oeuvres of Abramovic, Acconci, Baudrillard, Beckett, Benjamin, Beuys, Debord, Duchamp, Emin, Foucault, Godard, Hegel, Heidegger, Hsieh, Huxley, Jakobson, Kosuth, LeWitt, McCarthy, McLuhan, Nauman, Orwell, Sade, Schwitters, Sekula, Shelley, Sierra, Sloterdijk, Smithson, Trier, Van Sant, Vila-Matas, Virilio, Wagner, Warhol, Wells, Zizek [the order is alphabetical]. Along with Hirschhorn, my work usually states: “The best is not necessarily good”. So far, all the “best things” I’ve ever been in touch with are actually not “good”. My favourite artist, however, is Mark Dion, not because of the things he does, not even because of the things he says, surely because of he’s being an obsessive-compulsive hermeneutical freak. My work is about being a nerdy child who never grows old. My work is obviously about procrastination. My work is about despising all the misleading confusions between Art and Tourism, but also Sports, Culture (and Cultural Heritage), Aesthetics, Design, Anthropology, Sociology, Museology, Art History, Art Criticism, Curatorship, Handicraft, Childcare, Spirituality, Religion, Therapy, Pedagogy, Engineering, Psychology, Drama, Economy, Gender Studies, Political Propaganda, Merchandising or Advertising. By despising the aforementioned, my work is usually confused with them. My work is not “conceptual”. My work is about conceptualization, that is, my work is conceptual. And undisciplined. And unformatted. And cynical. And altermodernist. And post-relational. My work is about the ethics of participation, that is, about the ethics of the observer. Along with the ghost of Marcel Duchamp, my work usually states: “The work of art is 100% made by the spectator”. My work is about finding points in a world’s map where 3 or more countries meet. My work is about cooking, food essentially. That is, my work is about despising all metaphors, specially the literary ones. My work is about creating trademarks, at least one for each Project™; that is, my work is about the building of a Macro-Irony™ operating on the concepts of copyright, intellectual property, piracy, and “freedom”, or Freedom™. My work is about building prisons with no walls. Universitas magistrorum et scholarium. Also, my work is about the creation of titles that are trademarks. Titles™. In my work, the title usually says everything. In my work, the title is usually more important than the project itself. My work is about memory. Better said, my work is about remembering. In other words, my art is about the negation of art itself [along with De Duve and other bored theorists]. My work was born in 1917. Better said, my work is about enunciation. Although, my work is an excuse for something that needs to be done, which has absolutely nothing to do with Art, or art, or whatever. It’s a PRETEXT, that is, something that comes before the -text. My work is highly collaborative, but never in a pacific way. My work is about war. A war made from scratch. My work is about corruption, fear, arrogance and opportunism. My work is about everything that should not be done/said. Nevertheless, my work is about being happy. My work is neither “real” or “politic”; my work is Realpolitik. But it is also about human encounters, little secrets, love letters, home cooking and unexpected daily-life events. My work is about the superiority of the ephemeral. My work is not about intimacy, but it appears that nudity plays a major role in my performances, for one reason only: pure onanist exhibitionism. Better said, my work is about egocentrism, but sometimes also about egoperipheralism. In that sense, my work is ‘auto’, and ‘bio’ and ‘graphical’, but never ‘autobiographical’. My work is truly about the universalization of the particular and the particularization of the universal. Back and forth. My work never accepts; still, my work never denies. It thanks. My work is about assuming Gratitude™ as a new avant-garde. My work is about Third Way™ ethics and aesth(ethics). My work is about Finland, the best country in the world. About bowing to the East without mooning to West. My work has no specificity, but it is highly specific, and Specification is one of its main subjects. My work is not specialized, but it deals with Specialization, and the Epistemology of the Specialization. My work specializes in such subjects as: Anti-Anti-Pop Culture, Airs du Temps, Autophagy, Viral Culture, Finlandization, Applied Interdisciplinarity, “Lo-Fi Sophy”, ‘Making Of’ Aesthetics, ‘Mash Up’ Ethics, End of History, Parcs Humains, Non-Artistic Pedagogy, Petabyte Age, Non-Human Creativity, Post-Human Medievalism, Proto-Academic Studies, 21st Centuries, among others. My work is about word games. My work is about “using your mentality, waking up to reality”. My work is nouveau. And portable. And shareable. And spreadable. My work is about finding sexiness in being an underdog. Is about cheeziness, and pretentiousness, and boredom. My art is about everything that doesn’t look like Art. My art doesn’t look like “art”. Or “Art”. Its major inspiration comes from Scooter’s music, Girl Talk’s mashups, Banksy’s terrorism, Brazilian tecnobrega, Japanese synthesized pop stars, anti-fashion brigades, hipster lexicon, and the ultimate televised shameful attempts to be cool. My art beats more than 150 PM! To cut this long story short: I truly believe that my work is the art povera of the future. It is always about my Name, and the infinite possibilities of someone like me “naming” Art after every move, every word, every gaze, every breath I take:
FASTER, HARDER, ROGER!